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Humourous Captions Page 16

Humorous Captions Page 16
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Photo # 16

# 1 Caption: You Spaniards know nothing of real fashion. An animal dies and you throw it over your shoulders....these hats with built-in ear muffs take real talent to create, not to mention a man comfortable in his sexuality to wear.

Submitted by: offwithherhead

# 2 Caption: "Dont Mess with me I'm Thomas More Bitch
Henry's Most trusted servent!"

Submitted by: Clumsyxheart

# 3 Caption: "Your hair Chapyus..its so...voluminous! You must wash it atleast once every month."

Submitted by: Boudica

Comment: Boudica I again copy catted a bit below. You are too funny!

# 4 Caption: More: "So if I leave this on my head until tomorrow when the sun rises you say the perm will set?"

Chapyus: "If you are fortunate to receive several curls even I will congratulate you. But never never never will I tell you the secret to my spectacular grey highlights."

Submitted by: MissAlexSays

# 5 Caption: "Trust me, Chapuys, I wouldn't go in there if I were you. His Majesty King Henry is playing pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey and he tends to get over-excited. Now, please excuse me while I tend to my wounds."

Submitted by: queen_elizabeth_1533

# 6 Caption:
Thomas: Hey Chapuys, I've long since admired your perm, do tell where d'ost thou have thy hair done?
Chapuys: Well I used to go to Vidal Sassoon until he was beheaded for cutting Henry's hair one thousand of a millimetre too short. Now I go to Tony and Guy.
Thomas: Brilliant I'll book an appointment, my hair is just awful. Once I've got a decent hair do I can stop wearing this rubbish hat.
Chapuys: Ah, I didn't want to say anything, but since you mntion it it does nothing for you.

Submitted by: Neveleo

# 7 Caption
Thomas More: 'Well I should act like I have sand in my bum crack, after all it was you who suggested that I go to the Supercuts and get my hair did. Now I have to wear this fur rug on my head until my hair grows back out. I only pray that it grows back out before the King invites my to a formal party. I just don't think God makes an animal the same color as my festive but formal aquamarine dinner cloak that the King gave to me last Christmas. I show up not wearing that and I won't have a head to worry about anymore!'
Submitted by: Darrrrksunshine

# 8 Caption: More: I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

submitted by: desilee

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	desiderata		this one gets my vote	0	Oct 9 2008, 8:38 PM EDT by desiderata
			Thread started: Oct 9 2008, 8:38 PM EDT Watch OMG clumsyxheart, your caption had me in tears! Brilliant! Someone please start a new page called "I'm Thomas More, Bitch!" Haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Wouldn't it be awesome if we could somehow come up with t-shirts of TM ( as portrayed by Jeremy Northam) with this slogan on it? I'd buy several. And we could expand it to KoA and other characters that Henry has wronged...."It's Katherine of Aragon, Bitch!" Possibilities are endless...hee hee... 2 out of 4 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you? Keyword tags: None Post reply

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